Oh, yes, Hogwarts is one of the safest places! Oh, don't mind the giant three headed dog, the clearly fake dark arts professor endangering student's lives, and the constant rule breaking from one of the most famous students in history! Please ignore the highly disruptive and dangerous moving staircases that might lead you to the above mentioned three headed dog by accident. It really isn't an issue, am I right?
I would like to thank Albus Dumbledore for keeping this prestigious school child-safe, clean, and well regulated.