Hilarious old stories I wrote

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hi there awesome person!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Okii... So, I found some old stories in notebooks, and I decided to make a project out of them. (NOTE: These stories have the same grammar and spelling used in the actual ones.) Welp, here we go! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Ella of Mirror Ella was getting ready for schooll. "Ella"! your breakfast is getting cold"! That was her mom, calling from the kichen. "I'm comeing!" Ella said. As she was brushing her long red hair, she saw something in the mirror. Thare it was again! She touched were the light had bein. (Great first instinct. Touch the strange light in the mirror.) but insted of solid glass, her hand went right into a substince that felt strangely like wipped cream. (Whipped cream? What?) Ella Quikly (umm why is that capitalized?) pulled her hand out of the "wipped cream". "Ella!" I'd better go, thoght Ella. and so she went. (Okay, first, nothing at ALL about Ella's reaction to the whole hand-going-through-the-mirror thing.) On the bus, home, She thought baout what had hapend that morning. The "wipped cream" had felt so real! But it MUST have bein a dream. Ella didn't belive the thought, thogh, and when she got home, she tried the mirror. Solid. Oh, well. Sighed Ella. and went to dinner. The next day, ella had totaly forgoten about the mirror. (How is that even possible?) untill, about 15 minutes after she woke up. The same shimering light flashed across the mirror. But this time it seemed to say Ella.... Ella........ (Okii that's not creepy at all) She touched the mirror, and as the Last time, She felt the creamy liqued. (I'm going to stop here, because there are about ten more pages.) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ (I think this was an idea for a story that I thought of a few years ago, not an actual story) Island of The Lost Children (At first I thought it said 'Island of The Lost Chicken') Chris and Lucy had to pick banana's all day. and they lived ina mansian. well, their parents did Chris and Lucy have to live in the basement with scraggalie old musty cats (Why so much detail on the cats?) and blankets. their "parents" are actually capturers. Sometimes their are snakes in the basement there is glass and ice (yeah.. okay, How did that even come into my mind?) so that they can't escape. but one day a girl named allisa saved them. she broke throught the glass/ice with her sword. all the children in this town were captured. chris and Lucy were captured by the evil mayor and his wife ezmirelda (Interesting choice in spelling and name) Chris and Lucy don't know why. (It is because they are a prince and princess of a different land) and the entrence to the city is covered in One million layers of bubble wrap, (...wut) so that no one (exept the mayor and ezmirelda in their high-teck cars) the high teck cars are in the super reinforced garage. but allisa knows the codes. (Again, I'm going to stop there. If you would like me to continue either of these stories, please tell me and I'll make another project.) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ umm I guess this one doesn't have a name Once upon a time two men named carmickel and bany worked at a bread factory. "Get back to work!" yelled the manager. The Bread company was very rich. Bob the maneger was Geting tiered of Screaming at People all day So he dicided to retiere and move to hawiyi. "This is all well and good," said carmickel. "well, I don't see what's good for you," said ben "but I see what's good for me." "Oh yes you do!" said carmickel, "for this company is needing a maneger, and that very rich maneger of all the very rich manegers, is me!" "I think this guys a little coo-coo in the head," thought Ben. "Oh but there you are wrong!" Ben shouted. "I, Benjamin Gaspacho (I--) hereby declare myself king! er, I mean maneger." "What?!?" spluttered Carmickel. "You can't do that! I challege you to a SLICE-OFF!" "And I" Ben yelled right back, "Acsept!!" Suddunly a crowed apeared. "Where did you guys come from?!?!!" Said ben and carmickel at the same time. "Ladys and Gentelmen, Welcome to..... The SLICE-OFF!!" "were'd that guy come from?" "and that arina?" said firest ben then carmickel. "Well, I'd better get started chushing you," said ben. "I think you've got that wrong," said carmickel. Then they both steped into the arina, were two cutting boards, two knives, and two un-sliced lofes of Bread. Carmickel sleed first. (wut... Did I mean sliced?") His slice of bread was so thin, it actually Melted. Ben's bread was thin, but not as thin as Carmickel's. "this is as thin as bread gets before it mel-ts!" tunted ben. "but-but-but-but----- MINE WAS THINNER!!!" screamed carmickel at the topof his lungs. "I think," said the juge, "That miss Holi wins." "I aggry," (am I a caveman?) said everyone in the Audiance.