Pierce: You’re just being paranoid. Again. Leif: When have I been paranoid? Pierce: Um, when you first met Lorelai you thought they were an undercover cop…? Leif: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera! Pierce: And last year you were sure Ryhs was a mermaid! Leif: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?! *Later, when Leif’s theory is proven wrong* Pierce: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Leif: I still think Ryhs is a mermaid. ---------------------------------------------------- Noi: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect. ----------------------------------------------------- Noi: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Pierce: That's deep. Ryhs: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Pierce: That's deeper. Asch: ...You guys are idiots. ------------------------------------------ Ava: And here we see Lorelai and Pierce in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh. Lorelai: Gaelic bread. Pierce: Grueling brad. Lorelai: Ha ha, glamorous beans. ---------------------------------------------------- Lorelai: Hey Ava, wanna third wheel on my date with Leif tomorrow? Ava: Sure. Lorelai: Noi! Wanna third wheel on my date with Leif tomorrow? Noi: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! Ava & Noi: ... Leif: Lorelai... ---------------------------------------------- Pierce: You three, explain right now! Lorelai: It was Ryhs. Noi: It was Ryhs. Ava: It was Ryhs. Ryhs: Ryhs: …flip. ----------------------------------------- Noi,Leif, Asch, and Pierce, explaining to Rhys and Ava why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down. --------------------------------------------- Noi: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Lorelai: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back... Leif: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Pierce: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Ava: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Asch: Mental stability, my old friend! Noi: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little? ------------------------------------------- Leif, excitedly: Heeyy!! Lorelai: Hey, someone's excited. Ava, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick. ------------------------------------------ Leif, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands. -------------------------------------------- Asch: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously. ------------------------------------------ Rhys: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Asch: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Ava: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix. --------------------------------------------- Asch: Noi annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he have planned for our special day tomorrow. Lorelai: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Asch: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over. ------------------------------- Rhys, holding a sword: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK. ---------------------------------------- Rhys: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Pierce, Leif, Lorelai, and Noi: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell! ------------------------------------------ Rhys: When I first met you, I did not like you. Leif: I'm aware of that. Rhys: But then you and I had some time together. Leif: Uh-huh? Rhys: It did not get better. ------------------------------------------- Asch: When I first met you, I did not like you. Noi: I'm aware of that. Asch: But then you and I had some time together. Noi: Uh-huh? Asch: It did not get better. --------------------------------------------- Asch: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Leif: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Noi: Three of us saw it, Leif. How do you explain that? Leif: *points at Pierce* Sleep deprivation. *points at Noi* Paranoia. *points at Lorelai* Delusional personality disorder. ------------------------------------------ Lorelai: I fell— Leif: From heaven? Lorelai: No, I literally fell— Leif: In love with me the moment you saw me? Lorelai: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Leif: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest. ----------------------------------------------- Ava: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Squad: Awwww- Ava: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Squad: Oh.
Fam we getting more of this you hear?? See yall in part 4 >;)
