The rules are simple, get to the end, don't touch red, and play the game. Movement - arrow keys That's literally it. If you find the secret dev cheat scroll, you can then skip stages with s.
Note, there is a bit of a bug with the music because I literally just started coding for my first time (sort of). If you press r to restart when it is not needed, the pitch of the music gets higher for some odd reason. Trying to move during the credits causes the music to overlap, so try not moving during that time. Note, the game can lag from time to time on Chromebook, just a heads up for you Chromebook users. I first started coding on here 5 years ago on a different account but completely forgot my login and how to code. Credits to JustinFennec for helping me find some bugs and help some with the programming. Credits to Matthias for giving the idea of the stupid insult death screen. Don't know why, but found it kind of funny.