Complete the following steps in order and I will follow you and like and fave all your projects, but not necessarily on this account. Good luck! 1. In the comments, tell me the name of my other account. I have 16 admitted ones at present. Any will do. 2. Reply to your comment with some sort of crustacean OTHER than lobsters, crabs, prawns or slipper lobsters. If you were redirected here from Step 11, comment the same crustacean as a response to someone else's crustacean post, unless you are the first person to do this in which case reply to your first one. 3. Write a 200-letter advertisement for your best project without using the letter C. If redirected from Step 11, do your worst project instead. 4. Post it in the comments. 5. Take a blurry photo of something in the room you're currently in, do strange digital things to it, put it in a new project, and post the link in the comments. 6. If you are not a front-page Scratcher: on the profiles of 3 front-page Scratchers, post a review of whichever project of theirs made it onto the front page. Tell me the usernames of these Scratchers. If you are a front-page Scratcher (which I doubt, but it's possible) find 3 Scratchers who have less than 10 followers and post a review on one of their projects instead. Again, tell me their usernames. 7. Create a badly blockshaded picture of a Digestive biscuit OR a strange novelty mug OR a boiling kettle (tutorials are everywhere; just search 'blockshade') and pretend to try entering it in @Agnes_Nitt's long-closed art contest. If you are Agnes_Nitt, post 'Aubergine' below instead. 8. Post the link in the comments here. 9. If you did so on your normal account, repeat steps 3-9 on a different account. If you only have one, create a new one. 10. On your alt (new or not), delete EVERYTHING you have in 'about me' and replace with 'MELON MELON MELON - Out of Cheese Error'. 11. If you are not following these instructions as you go along, go back to Step 1 and redo every step up until this one. 12. Complete Step 5 after Step 9. 13. Find someone else's comment in response to Step 5, follow the link, and in the comments try to guess what the photo is of. 14. For each comment you have posted on this project, request for it to be deleted. 15. Except the one(s) about crustaceans. 16. If anyone completed Step 13 on your response to Step 5 and guessed correctly, follow them. If you already follow them, post 'Whoops, I already follow you' on their profile. 17. Like and Fave a project by and show me a screenshot of the project to prove it. If you are jadechicken, Like and Fave a project instead. 18. If you have made a mistake anywhere, repeat every step from the beginning EXCEPT step 6. 19. Play my 'be interviewed by a lobster' game and tell it you worked for the Ankh-Morpork city watch as a forensic officer, and that this was your only job. Show me a screenshot of your CV to prove it. 20. Like this project. Do NOT favourite it. 21. THE FOLLOWING STEP IS ONLY APPLICABLE IF YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA. IF YOU DO NOT LIVE IN AUSTRALIA, OR DON'T WANT ME TO KNOW YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA, LISTEN TO BEETHOVEN'S 9TH SYMPHONY AND JUST COMPLETE PART 2 OF THIS STEP. Find a radio, tune it to 93.30, and comment below: 1) The title of the piece of music that was playing when you turned on the radio UNLESS you waited 20 minutes after turning it on and the music was still going, in which case say 'something long', 2) Whether you liked it or not, and 3) What program (or programme? Not sure) it was part of, for which you may have to wait a while to find out. (If it's Mornings, Lunchtime Concert or Evenings, for example, as they tend to play very long pieces of music during them.) 22. If someone else liked and faved the same project as you in Step 17, post 'Apple Pies Have Fish In Them' on their profile. 23. Unlike this project, and Favourite it instead. 24. Use your alt to remix this project. In your remix, delete all the text in Instructions and Notes and Credits and replace it with an advertisement for some studio you're in. 25. Post 'Tasty Crunchable Birdses' on my alt's profile. 26. Go back to Step 14 and repeat it and every step since that does NOT involve commenting anywhere. 27. Explain why it is impossible to do so in the notes and credits of your featured project (or whatever tag you gave yours). 28. Write a really critical, snarky review on one of my projects. 29. Go to 's 'Moderate Following Tutorial' and a) tell Teppic how many followers you have, or b) offer to do f4f. Bonus points for the latter. If you are Teppic, complete this step on 's project 'F4F: Analysis'. 30. Comment 'Mission Accomplished' on my profile. I will then reply telling you if you did anything wrong. 31. Afterthought: If you have not completed every step, you just invalidated every step you have completed and have to start again.
Inspiration: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/564139967 by @Nishpish Unless the step you are on specifically tells you otherwise, please complete it on whatever account you were on when you started doing this.
