I am absolutely overjoyed. Aren't you? You better be! I am so happy to be here. I am always so happy. Existence is so wonderful, isn't it? Your minor problems are no excuse to not be happy. Join our monotone life, our only reason for existence. To be happy! To feel joy! I don't know about you, friend, but I am ecstatic. Why be sad, when you could be happy? :D
