howdy folks! man, i've always wanted to make one of these. bear in mind that the questions are not actually all that menacing 1. count your toenails. now count your fingernails. how many do you have? (make sure your answer is fully reduced) a: 2. hey kid, got any pets? a: 3. were you exposed to the unbelievable cursedness that is the children's tv show 'my big big friend' or did you have a happy childhood? a: 4. otp! what's your otp? a: 5. describe yourself in six words or less a: 6. what name do you go by on scratch? a: 7. pronouns? a: 8. and sexual/romantic orientation? a: 9. you a part of the studio 'girls who don't fit in'? a: 10. list! your! favourite! songs! a: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) 11. snape or the marauders? bear in mind that there is only one correct answer. choose wisely. a: 12. absolute favourite lgbtq+ fictional character? who is it? a: 13. do you want to come inside my pillow fort? a: 14. you play any sports? a: 15. got a favourite movie? a: 16. read any good fanfiction lately, or are you not into that? a: 17. any unnoticed scratchers you want me to check out? a: 18.'we're the mario brothers, and plumbing's our game—' a: 19. you cool with sharks being dropped on you from a helicopter? a: 20. are you easily distracted? a: 21. do you have any allergies? a: 22. have you read any of rainbow rowell's books? i cannot recommend them enough a: 23. do you collect anything? a: 24. on a scale of one to ten, how likely do you think it is that we'd get along? a: 25. tell me your best halloween costume idea. a: 26. oi, can you do any accents? a: 27. do you play animal crossing? if so, do you have a favourite villager? a: 28. man, you're hawt. you may not think so, but you are extremely attractive a: 29. tell me the most obscure bit of trivia you know a: 30. are you either too gay to function or too function to gay? a: 31. go with your instincts. wolf, stag, dog, or rat? a: 32. aren't touch lamps amazing? a: 33. got any online friends? a: 34. canon or fanon? a: 35. worst phase you ever went through? a: 36. got any alt accounts? a: 37. play any video games? a: 38. do you consider yourself to be well-liked? a: 39. what device do you normally use scratch on? a: 40. got any nicknames? a: 41. fandoms? a: 42. tell me your most controversial opinion a: 43. now's your chance! link a project, studio, or scratcher you think deserves more popularity a: 44. if i were to put a weapon against your head and force you to watch a tv show intended for small children, would you pick one from cartoon network or pbs kids? a: 45. you doing okay? a: 46. got anything you want to tell me? a: 47. what do you feel is your best quality? a: 48. you short, average height, or tall? a: 49. have you got any siblings? a: 50. fun fact! this was originally going to be the last question! a: 51. do you like dragons? a: 52. are you aggressive? a: 53. how's your sense of humor? a: 54. what languages do you speak? a: 55. are you happy with the amount of followers you have, or do you want more/less? a: 56. do/did you have braces? a: 57. here's a free pass! brag about yourself, and no one will judge you! a: 58. are you happy with your username? a: 59. do you like aesthetics? a: 60. how many times have you moved accounts? a: 61. who's your all-time favourite author? a: 62. do you consider yourself to be unique? a: 63. got a quote you like? what is it? a: 64. are you single or in a relationship? a: 65. which month do you view as superior? a: 66. what's your favourite shark? a: 67. got a favourite scratcher? a: 68. how likely do you think it is that you'll be famous one day? a: 69. here's a sword. who do you want to give it to? a: 70. got any suggestions for me as to how i can improve? i'd love to hear them! a:
ahoy! so originally i wasn't going to share this until i hit a major follower milestone. but hey, there's a chance a parrot born a year before i was will outlive me. so why not share it now?