No but can we seriously talk about salt??? fellas like its literally a mineral. we as a human race have collectively been eating food with this MINERAL. i want to know which person thought of this first. i wanna know who held those white grainy rocks in their hand for the first time and said "yeah i should eat this" WHY THOUGH? because it has FLAVOR??! LIKE OHH YEAH SURE WERE GOING TO ADD THESE WHITE ROCK GRAINS ON EVERY MEAL FOR THE FLAVOR like im sorry but thats wild. You wouldnt look at quartz and say "ohh yeah im gonna chow down on this and add it to my food hehehe." like the mere concept of that is WEIRD. we use quartz and marble and etc. for buildings and structures. but noo... salt is different. we like how salt TASTES so were going to put it on everything we eat. and then think about the first person to advertise salt-- whoever that madlad was HAD to be chaotic evil. "YO BESTIES omg i found this mineral, right? and then i crushed it. and then i ATE IT and omg it tastes so good-- you guys have to try this neat rock its delicious." "Bob you are SO weird."
