Click the green flag, sit back, relax, and listen to Blimexi's Warriors Rap Battle; Swiftpaw vs Shrewpaw (ft. Fallen Leaves). I personally love this song so yeah XD (I totally forgot what I wanted to do with this project so I'mma just share it so you guys can get the audio if you want it. :3 GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THE LYRICS THO.) Swift won. Absolutely. I don't care. I liked everyone's parts but Swift was savage. (I mean, other than when Shrew was like, "PACK PACK KILL KILL") #KingSwift4Lyfe
Lyrics: King Swift: Swiftpaw in the den. I'm the bravest cat you'll ever meet. Part time I be slaying dogs and the other? I just slay this beat. And just like how my name implies, I'm the swiftest of the swift. I'm about to leave you in the dust so get on it! If you can catch my drift. My accomplishments stretch from here all the way to highstones. You can try to win but I'll laugh when you fail to hold your own... Shrewpaw? Ha! Who in StarClan could that be? Hang on, can we pause this, I need to check the Warriors Wiki... You were in the books for, like, two sentences. Are they tryna make us battle 'cause we're both apprentices? 'Cause that's unfair to you... The WINDCLAN version of me... We should keep this tame and have YOU admit defeat! Oh, Shrew! You got no chance. I got SLAUGHTERED by a pack of dogs, My death is LEGENDARY. Yours is lamer than a crusty log... Out of all the ways to kick the can, I can't believe you chased a pheasant! I'm the OG TC king and hero, BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANT. Shrewpaw(who is he actually? XD): That's all he wrote, Glad you got that out of your system? If you were shooting for the pity vote, I can assure you. You missed it. Oh, Swifty, buddy, come on, dude! This isn't worth debating! Besides, when you talk like that, It kinda sounds like your compensating. Reliability and integrity. I got all the things you lack. I stayed loyal to my leader, You went and blabbed behind her back! It's no wonder you died an apprentice, You impulsive entitled frill. I hope my words haunt you, like... PACK, PACK, KILL, KILL. Yeah, so your end was way more gory But at least my death had respect, you were off chasing some glory. I was providing for my clan, You went to fight without a plan, If I could choose between you and that bird? I'd be back out on that road, man. Swiftpaw: ThunderClan couldn't keep up with the amount of babies your parents were popping out. Talk about the deathrate, Chalk it up to the kits we could have done without. Shrewpaw: At least my mother had the decency to stick to one mate, You're evil step-dad killed a queen to have a fill-in dog bait. Swiftpaw: You're family's WEAK. Their greatest attribute is how they drop like flies. And if they make it, they just SUCK. Refer to ERBOW number five. Shrewpaw: At least I know who my parents are. Swiftpaw: At least I'm not an inbred HICK. Fallen Leaves: I see the pair of you goons didn't get any wiser in your afterlife, Or maybe Swift and Shrew didn't get the clue That they're the rap war no one asked for. Just leave. You bets believe that Fallen Leaves will take the lead and beat this beef 'tween these two beasts more fiercely than you've ever seen. Now you know that's death's no competition, But if it was, it'd be my paws who would claim that blue ribbon. Wrote my tragedy on the walls. Felt my sanity drain and fall. Neither of you two will be remembered, But I'll be here kickin' it with the main character.
