Narrator: In January 3rd 1913, Secret files report that Franz Ferdinand(The king of Austria) bought a ticket to mars, in which he was given a opportunity from the Martian king to hook up with 420 Martian women, but only if he sold all of his bananas and dogs. He made the deal, but scammed the Martian king. This made the Martian King angry, after opening the crates of the so-called Bananas and dogs; He delcared war on earth.
