for context, my friend sent me a video of genderbent twilight sparkle but the human version and asked me if it gave me gender envy (my response was yes and i hate it, they agreed) and so i sent them this: okay okay i realise it's very hard to read because scratch butchered the quality so i shall have what it says below- - me: you know who gives me gender envy s: who?? me: [a picture of dwsa hanschen rilow] me: this biotech s: you actually kinda look like em if his hair was curly s: like not even lying me: oms really?? s: YEAH REALLY me: IMSCREAMING me: TYSM s: YEAH OF COURSE s: IF HE HAD CURLY HAIR IT WOULD BE YOU me: now all i need to do is dress like a late 19th century german schoolboy and my transformation will be complete /hj s: PFFFTTT me: i mean i d o have the entire vineyard scene memorised, as well as most of hanschen's singing me: *signing me: so me: it makes sense me: *hairtoss* s: you would f(no)king kill it :clap: me: thank you frind!!! - me: ALTHOUGH me: THEY ARE BEING VERY NICE TO ME l: THEY'RE BUTTERING U UP DONT FALL FOR THEIR LIES /j me: SO DO I NOT REALLY LOOK LIKE HANSCHEN RILOW??????? >:0000 /j l: NONONONO IM KIDDING l: IDK WHO THAT IS l: BUT IF THEYRE ATTRACTIVE THEN YES /p me: JGTYCTVUYHRK me: NOOOO me: I'M BLUSHING AGAIN F(no)K YOU l: HAHAHHA l: IM SO AWESOME me: YEAH YOU ARE >:(
uhh credits to all my friends for being rad and adam watcher, andy mientus, krysta rodriguez, and jeremy jordan for the song (the man in the middle, from tarrytown)
