click to go through fanarts lol heey neek loafersss quick disclaimer: if you loaf rants, stay here and grab some popcorn! if you uh *dIsLiKe* rants, then click out of the tab and start watching 3 hours of Sound of Music (no hate on that movie; it's pretty good). anywhoo let's start on that rant shall we? :goes to podium: :gets out stack of papers: :drops them: :tries to pick them up: :utterly fails and trips: :sheepishly picks them up: :goes back to podium: aHEM that was totally planned, yep, no need to laugh, folks. (brief description of how i do regular things lol) ((ok so continuing on that rant-)) aHEM (again) NICO DI ANGELO IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE PJO SERIES BECAUSE HE'S JUST AN ADORABLE INNOCENT BEAN. ((plus i can relate to him alot lop so -change my mind-)) HE ALSO HAS A VERY SAD PAST, WHICH MAKES HIM EVEN BETTER CUZ um REASONS OK. HE WAS FROM THE 1930s AND LIVED WITH A MOTHER AND AN OLDER SISTER. HIS FATHER, HADES (later mentioned), TRIED TO REASON WITH NICOS MOM, BUT SHE REFUSED TO LET HER CHILDREN LIVE IN THE UNDERWORLD. THEN A GORL SHOWED UP (Oracle of Delphi), AND SAID SOME DRAMATIC WORDS, AND THEN THERE WAS A FLASH OF LIGHTNING AND THE MOM DIED (i dont relly remember the details, so bear with me here xD) HADES WAS SHOKE WITH ANGER AND DID SOMETHING BAD TO DELPHI (i honestly cant remember. read the books). LITTLE WHILE LATER, BIANCA (older sis) AND NICO CAME UPON THE LOTUS CASINO, WHERE THEY STAYED THERE FOR BOUT 70 YRS OR SO. AND UM THEM THESE MEN IN SUITS SHOWED UP AND BROUGHT THEM TO A BOARDING SCHOOL. LATER PERCY JACKSON CAME AND SAVED THEM BC HES COOL AND AWESOME. THEN NICO WAS LIKE RANTING IN ITALIAN BECAUSE HE WAS LIKE THIS GUY'Z MINE BACK OFF (i dont ship pernico if youre wondering lol i ship percabeth all da waay) AND THEN THERES MUCH FEELZ (ok not really but eH) AND THEN FAST FORWARD TO HEROES OF OLYMPUS, HADES TELLS NICO TO GO TO CAMP JUPITER AND SAY HES A SON OF PLUTO, BLAG BLAH YOU GET WHAT I MEAN AND THEN LATER MENTIONED IN THE TRIALS OF APOLLO, IT SHOWS HIM AND WILL SOLACE THE SON OF APOLLO AND A NEW SHIP HAS SAILED!! THEY ARGUE AND FIGHT BUT THEY HONESTLY LIKE EACH OTHER AND THEY THANKFULLY JUST SAVED THEM SELVES FROM THE WRATH OF FANPEOPLE. PLUS I ALREADY HAVE THEIR WHOLE LIFE PLANNED OUT. NICO AND WILL MARRY (obviously) AND THEN THEY GO TO AN ORPHANAGE AND ADOPT AN ADORABLE LIL BEAN AND NAME HER BIANCA "BEE" SOLACE-D IANGELO (long name ik). THEY HAVE A HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER AND THEN I DI OF HAPPINESS. THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY RANT :bows: :hits head on podium when trying to stand back up again: :sheepishly waves at audience goodbye: :flees the auditorium:
