Welcome back, mortals! I, Myth the great, have come up with another Incorrect quotes project! Quotes made by Jay (@Joppernoper3 ) _FOLLOW HIM NOW OR I THROW YOU TO THE GRIM REAPER_ and Myth + G o o g l e Without further ado, let the games begin! ========================================= *in the middle of t or d* Mrae: J Y T H Jay and Myth: wha- ========================================= Jay and Myth: *tossing rocks into the river* Jay: What a beautiful evening... Myth: Take that you f[censored]ing lake. ========================================= Myth: Has anyone seen jay? Mrae: I got this JYTH *Jay, covered in glass shards*: Hola ========================================= Mrae: Hah! You're in love with Myth! Jay: No I'm not! Mrae: But you have a "J+M" on your table. Jay: That...stands for Jay loves Mcdonals ========================================= Myth: I WANNA CREATE RUCKUS! CHAOS! THE WORLD SHALL KNEEL TO ME! Jay: Can you count me in? Myth: YES THERE'S NO FUN WITHOUT SOMEONE BY YOUR SIDE! Mrae: They're just of the same kind..no wonder... You'll both spare me, right guys? Jay: We feel we specially want to make you our first victim... ========================================= Jay: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. Myth: What club? Mrae: The hating Myth club. Myth: …The f[censored]? I should be the leader of that club! ========================================= Myth: I am strong! I beat Mrae at arm wrestling! Jay: Anyone can beat Mrae at arm wrestling! Mrae: Hey- ========================================= *Something crashes* Jay: Shoot- Mrae: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?! Myth: *walking by the room calmly* What died? ======================================== Jay: I love you. Myth, not paying attention: What was that? Jay: I said I’m selling you to the zOo- ======================================== Myth: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Jay: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Myth: But you’re always acting stupid? Jay: ... Jay: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard. ========================================= Jay: I think I'm falling for you. Myth: Then get up. ========================================= Jay: I want to k--- you. Myth, not paying attention: Did you say something? Jay: I said if you d!e, I wont miss you. ========================================= Mrae: So the point is, shipping Myth with random people is my thing, and what's surprising is that, I always have people to support me. Wow, does everyone love Myth that much? Myth: What did you say? I want the world to hate me! World domination is my career, although I have more years left, but scribble that out! But hey, can you specify names? Someone starting with "J"? ========================================= Mrae: What are you both? Jay: We're...uhh... Mrae: Yeahh? Myth: Hell people. ========================================= Mrae: Are you okay with being shipped with Myth, Jay? Jay: *hesitantly looks at Myth* Myth: ========================================= Jay: Guys where did Myth go? Mrae: They got arrested. Jay: How the hell- Myth: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people. Jay: *hesitant* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Myth: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME IT'D BE FUN! Mrae: Wait- YOU DID WHAT- ========================================= Jay: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARS0N AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Mrae: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Jay: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Myth, recording: This is so cute. ========================================= SCREEEP- THE END nchjdmdh-
