Here] have dsmp quotes. h eh E I'll add more later- wow the gif doesn't work what a surprise -_- (*five seconds ago to my mom* b-bsoiso s m a n- eHheH-)
"If the crown fits, wear it." "Aw, so cute! Thank you bana- F___ING BANANAS!!!" "*puts hand on sign* home home." "Rainbows come from- my chat apparently" "Sharing is caring but I don't care." "MUM, AM I ADOPTED!?" "MUM, AM I STILL ADOPTED-" "What country do you live in?" "I- I'm- I mean- I'm American-?" "What's- what state?" ''uh.. Denial-" "How do you choose people if everyone's against you?" "If there's no other way, I choose BLOOD!" "Y'know, I once blew up a nation and killed everyone." “We’re not gonna add the bag of spaghetti, but I really want to add the bag of spaghetti. No, ok we’re not gonna add the bag of spaghetti” "I dropkicked that orphan in SELF DEFENSE." "Someone moved my m&ms and I'm going to start killing." "I suffer from success" "That poggers, ahh that's poggers...... that's not poggers" "Heros are just villains we haven't convinced yet." “Have a carrot, please, calm yourself.” "Bees! Oh my god I LOVE bees!" "I AM A DOG, UNDER A LOG, UNDER THE TREE- BA DUM BA DUM" “If it appeases the court my opponent is talking SH¡¡¡¡¡TTTT” “*g a s p* 45 dEgrEe fLoOrS!” “Awww, look at him! Silly mf with his arms in the air! (x2) *kills a being* GET OUTTA HERE- *continues* silly mf-“ “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYY” “NeThErIte ThAts tHe wAy tO gO, I lOvE nEthErItE iN mY sOuL- *falls in lava* OHMYGODOHMYGOD” “Egg. Mouth. O m. *dying noises*” “How bad can it be- oH nO tHeY hAd [nopE] oN tHe cRafTinG taBlEeE, aAaA” “Plasma? No that says phantom. You just got corrected by a dyslexic person.” “(Tommy): aAaa PlaStIc- (Tubbo): OH NO THE TURTLES!!!” “T e c H n O b L a D e! PROBLEM THERE NO IS NOT-“ “*Ranboo flipping off Tubbo* aAaAa- mY aNgEl sWoRe aT mE :(((“ “I forgive you. But I want an apology. (Tommy): I’m sorry. (Tubbo): can we hug it out? *hug* (Tubbo): *looks at Tommy, sighs, and slaps the SH¡T out of him.*” “H E Y I D I O T S I T ‘ S M E, O R E O B O Y- H A H A-“ “Ah yes, bsoiso s man.” “Two times the cheese, TWO TIMES THE DISEASE >:D” “-Just awesome *falls in lava* whOop there I go down to hell.” “We were having such good moments until- *insert enderman an having a stroke* you good? *enderman noDdInG* ok-“ “Rip that Ranboo ayyy- no no no no no no no do not turn me into a meme do not turn me into a m e m e” “*falls into the void* THIS IS PAIN THIS IS PAIN THIS IS PAIN, I AM IN SPAIN WITHOUT THE S RN YOU KNOW I AM- eaEErteaaR-“ “Just killed a woman, feeling good.” “I WANT A PET MOTH AND I WANNA NAME IT ✨Clementine✨“