Instructions update: 2024 Lazette Was alone She was so alone she could hear her aloneness She had pushed everyone away Also off a cliff But she felt very bad about it Mr. Snoot put a hand on Lazette’s shoulder “Why…?” He asked. “Because…” She trailed off “Say it…” He started crying very much so. “I cannot say it in words...” She started crying very much as well. “And so, I will put it in song…” Suddenly, she began to sing… Chipmunk… I have always been a chipmunk… I have always had puffy cheeks… And eaten leeeeeeeeeekkksss CHIIIIIIPPPPPMUUUUUUUUUNNNNKKKK I WILLL ALWAYS BE A CHIPMUNK Unless I…. Decide… to CHANGE MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEE *heavy metal rock song starts* IF I JUUUUUUUUSTTTTTT DECIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEEEE IM NOOOOOOTTTTTTT A CHIPMOOOONKKKKKKKKK THEN I WONT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE A CHIPMUUUUUUUUUUUNKKK MR SNOOOOOOOTTTTTT I LOVEEEE YOOOOooooooooooOOooOOOOOooooo….. Suddenly, Lazette bent down on one knee… “Mr Snoot… you’re the only one that made me feel like I wasn’t a chipmunk. You’re the only reason why, Mr Snoot… Please.” She cried Mr Snoot had such tears in his eyes that he couldn’t feel his eyes because they weren’t there. “…Will you marry me?” Mr Snoot bent down to be at her level. “Lazette…” He whispered. Lazette closed her eyes, preparing for his answer… Then she felt a sharp pain in her ribs, and her orbs shot open. She looked down, and jutting through her ribs was the hilt of a sword. “Lazette…” Mr. Snoot said again. “You… REALLY… think I would marry you…?” Lazette felt her heart weakening from heartache. Also the sword in her chest. “After everything you’ve done… after everything I’VE done… there’s no way that we won’t be chipmunks.” He snarled. Lazette’s Vision started to fade. “Goodbye, Lazette.” Mr. Snoot said in an evil voice. Then everything went black.
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