Uɴꭰꭼꭺꭰ Ꮮᴏꮩꭼ (Ꮩꭺꮇꮲꭲᴏᏼꭼꭱ Ꭰꭺʏ Ꮪɪx) ――――――― Hello and welcome to "Cinnamon is really not writing another romance scene right now so you get Institute Kiss/Marry/Kill!" ――――――― Aurelia Kiss: Eh, Khan I guess. I'd never live it down, but we could do it platonically. Marry: Do I have to? ...Alright. Alphard I guess. Nothing romantic could happen on either end (he's gay and I'm, of course, aroace) but we got along alright the last time we shared a house, so it would probably work out alright. Neither would start hating the other. Kill: My sister. It's the responsible thing to do. Louisa Kiss: Aurelia. She'd understand that I don't really want to kiss anyone except my husband and am only contemplating it under duress. (laughs) I checked the rules and you can't answer two questions with the same person, so I have to have someone else because... you'll see. Marry: My husband, Carey! Kill: Uh... Reno? I've never met Aurelia's sister, thank GOD, so I can't say her. Reno Kiss: Ew. That Carmilla girl I guess? I hate kissing but Amatorium can make it fun.* Marry: Khan. Pure politics. Kill: Hmm... Which to kill... Which... Alphard Kiss: Khan. Marry: I would only marry someone if I knew them VERY well beforehand. I don't know Khan quite that much, although I wish to. Decline to answer. ...I have to choose? Ah-h-h, Aurelia? She would make an excellent platonic partner. AND she likes my cooking. Khan Kiss: A rubber duck. It's an inside joke, so you get no context. Marry: Alphard. Kill: Reno. He's the living incarnation of bad vibes. I doubt anyone's safe around him. Zeta Kiss: I don't know. Marry: I don't know. Kill: Whatever took my memories away, unless it was an accident. Prosecution's Argument Kiss: ...Quinn. Or Zeta. Marry: Due to the Raeansef Conventional Laws... Hold on. Let me rephrase this in a way you can understand. Alien lawyers are not permitted to marry. Kill: No one I've met on this planet has committed a death-penalty offense! I cannot kill anyone! Carmilla Kiss: ditto. but you could guess that. hope its alright im answering by text message. i dont want my voice on tape. Marry: idk i dont think anyone i know is marriage material. i mean theres my ex-girlfriend but shes dead and has been for awhile. i think its permanent this time, so thats out. Kill: that alphard guy. an ex-peacekeeper who cant let go is going to be nothing but trouble. Ditto Kiss: Carmilla. Marry: ...I know she's not marriage material. You don't have to rub it in. Kill: That Director Bloom. I've enough experience with elfspawn to know that no matter what they tell you they're trouble. Mavis Kiss: Jackie. (Or Carter.) Marry: Carter. (Or Jackie.) Kill: Samantha from the coffeeshop I work at. I swear she tried to stab me once. Carter Kiss: Mavis. Marry: Jackie. ...Alright, it was hard to decide. COGS! Are you reading my mind? Kill: I don't have any enemies. Jackie Kiss: Carter. Marry: Mavis. Yes, I've thought about this both ways. /How/ is that any of your business? Kill: If someone manages to screw Carter over enough to become her enemy. Realistically, that'll never happen, so I won't have to kill anyone. She isn't mad at her /parents,/ and they were total jerks. And, last but not least, the moment you've all been waiting for... Lavinia Kiss: (flips to a page in the middle of the book at random and begins reading astrological charts aloud, sending everyone in the room into a panic) Marry: (begins singing "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" sadly) Kill: Oh, not in jest? If I wanted anyone dead I would have /made it so,/ you fools. ――――――――――――― * NOT AN APPROVED USE OF AMATORIUM KIDS ――――――― Ꮪʊᏼꭲɪꭲꮮꭼ Ꮯᴏɴꭲꭼxꭲ: Fɪꭱꮪꭲ: Ꮪꭲʊꭰɪᴏ: Ꭰɪꭱꭼꮯꭲᴏꭱʏ:
