BOBBY JR - a story

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۪۫❁Bobby jr↲ ۪۫❁ I am Bobby jr. I am a hamster, my mother/father left me when I was born because I was a hamster and not an eraser like them. They threw me out, and I had to look for a home to live in. Luckily, I found a place where fruit and animals are combined. For example, a banoonoduck. A Banoonoduck is a banana and a duck combined. I was found by a Chat De Chou (cabbage cat, ze,zir). Ze gave me shelter until I finished my broccoli house. Now, I live alone in my wonderful broccoli house, next to Chat de Chou. Last Friday, I was at Billy’s house (Chat de chou likes to be called Billy.) and ze said “”Apparently, there is a treasure on an island. It’s 30 minutes away by flight, but the flights are so expensive, and I heard there's only one plane that goes to that island. But it's cursed.”” Billy was in debt, and ze wanted to go so then ze could pay for zir debt. “”You know what, I shall go and get you the treasure.'' I declared. “”What?! B-but, how will you get there?”” ze asked. “”I can go there, in a CAN.'' I said, I found an old can while building my house. I decided to keep it instead of using it for my house. I don’t want a rusty crusty house. After the next few days I shaped my can into a boat that had many compartments. Many of them were for food. After that, I double checked to see if I was missing anything that I would need. Later, I bid my farewells to Billy, and I set sail. The sun was blazing more than ever, i checked google maps and realized, THERE WAS NO WIFI AND I USED UP ALL MY DATA ON SPOTIFY I searched through all of my compartments and found a wifi setup. It took me 2 hours to fix the wifi setup. Apparently, i was in the atlantic ocean. I searched up the island where the treasure was. The pictures did not look so good. And the place was called Emo Land. A bunch of emo zombies were dressing the people from the planes in emo clothes and blasted MCR in their ears. I even saw erasers with holes in them. Hopefully they were my parents. It's what they get for abandoning me when I had nobody else just because of my appearance. If they weren’t, I shall save them. I saw 3 islands ahead of me. One with Kawaii rats, another with the demons that ate Connie, and many anime monsters. And one more with Zombies. Emo zombies. I took a deep breath and rowed my weaponed filled cans. I could hear the MCR songs, people saying ‘sussy baka’ ‘kenith sussy imposer’ I wanted to row back, but the current pushed me forward. I rowed away with all my might, but i was just a tiny hamster, in a tin can, against the entire atlantic ocean. I could see gigantic waves far away, and i felt my puny little arms shrink and weaken, my legs starting to give up. The wave was coming closer, and closer. And ‘KRRSPLASH” the ocean made my tin can soar over the emos. All my weapons, food, anime plushies, started to fall out of the compartments and hit some of the emos. They picked up the tiny items and looked above to see what had hit them. *THUMP* i hit the ground and tried to get out of my tin boat. I WAS STUCK. I tried to squeeze out but my feet were too big. My feet were stuck. I had no weapons. The emos were nearing. One of the emos spotted me. “”Hey guys… i think i found it.”” emo 1 mumbled. “”It looks so brocken.”” Another emo noted. “”Do you guys wanna make it look fruity or e-”” “”STOP RIGHT THERE”” it was Billy! Billy had found zir old witch craft book and conducted a spell to teleport to the island just in time. “”Leave him alone!”” Billy yelled, Billy was my hero! “”These two look fruity hmm”” emo 1 noted. “”Omg yas”” another emo said, they dropped the passenger and picked up Billy. “”Put me down this instant!”” Billy protested. “”Omg your so cute!”” the emos exclaimed. “”Don’t make me hurt you..”” Billy grumbled, all the emos looked at each other for a second, and then laughed their heads off. Literally. Billy’s face started to turn red, ze revealed zir claws.. Everyone stopped and looked at zir. “”RAGEEEE”” everyone fled in panic and confusion. Many screamed due to Billy’s poisonous scratches. While everyone was screaming, Billy ripped the part of the boat that got my foot stuck. “”Quick, grab all of your missing items!”” Billy whispered, While i searched for my items, Billy attacked some more emos. And partially helped. Within 30 minutes, we had all of our items, and set out to sail. ۪۫❁ ۪۫❁ ۪۫❁ notes and credits