Hello reader! If you have picked up this book looking for a happy story, your wrong. In this book, many scary thing's happen. Yes, Ryanair is included in this story, the scariest of all thing's. A Series of Unfortunate Xiana is a very grim and preposterous series of stories, so buckle in! It may get bumpy. Don't expect this series to be a nice sorts of Emirates Landings, but more Ryanair landing's....or even worse than a ryanair landing which, yes, is a thing; My sailplane landings :O
Once upon a time, Xiana went to dawn winery to apply for a job. The time was sunset, but the light’s guided her to the building. When she got there and went to the front desk, for the 10000 time, they rejected her. Sad, she turned to the door and started for home. On her way home, there were no street lights, which was unusual. She became scared and started to run. Suddenly, she saw a light. She thought it was home, so she started to go faster, only to find an abandoned house. She thought it may be a haunted house, but she didn’t care anymore. It was dark and it started to rain, so she ran inside and shut the door. Xiana called out “hello?” no answer. She looked down and screamed. A portal had opened up in the ground and it was sucking her in. “Help!!” She screamed. Suddenly, she was sucked into the void and she heard a voice “I don’t fear anything. Can you say the same?” and suddenly she was thrown onto the tarmac of a runway and her worst nightmare was facing her. Ryanair on final approach to London City airport. She screamed out “Help!!” right before the plane hit her, the portal opened up again and she was sucked in. This time zombies were yelling and creeping around everywhere, just barely in reach of her. Again, Xiana was thrown outside of the void and this time, she was in the ryanair plane. But not just any plane. She was inside a Ryanair MAX plane with a faulty MCAS system! She screamed and banged on the doors of the plane, but she couldn’t get out. “Not like this! Please!” And then a dangerous journey takes place. Suddenly, she enters another void and she heard screaming and yelling and swiss001 saying “at least we stopped” and broken burning ryanair planes and tons of more zombies. Another voice and this time, it wasn’t even a little bit scary. It wasn’t even scary at all. It was pretty much a sentence of death, and right in that void, she knew it was over. “Hello everyone! Welcome back to flight simulator fun, with Swiss001” and suddenly, Xiana was thrown onto a concorde with rocket engines. And the plane took off. Within 2 minutes, the fuel ran out and she heard Swiss start to laugh. “Please! I’ll do anything!” Xiana screamed, and then as the plane was descending at about 10,000 fpm, everything went black and the last thing she heard was “so yeah guys! Thank you for watching today's video. I’ll see you guy’s tomorrow, and as always, goodnight” Suddenly she shot up in bed. “Oh my gosh! It was a bad dream. I don’t know what the heck is wrong with my brain right now.” Xiana got up, and walked down the stairs. “Bunni!” no answer. “Bunni!? Where are you?” She checked her sister's room. Not there. She checked the whole house. No where. She was confused. Everything seemed to be normal, but where was everyone!? She looked outside. Everything appeared to be normal. Then, when she went to check the time, she found a note on her dresser. But it was writing itself! “A dangerous journey takes place. Come find me. I know your looking.” Xiana was shocked. It was bunni’s handwriting! But how could there be something writing itself, nonetheless, something in bunni’s handwriting…..? And just as she was about to slowly back away, something jumped out at her and everything went black again. To be continued…..
