uh....green flag?
you: Ugh im so short next to you! i wish i was taller Friend: aren't you somebody who believes in god? just pray, right? You: oh yeahh ok i will! Friend: just put context into it like, an inch taller You: nah he will understand Friend: what happened to your legs? omg they got longer they are in the ground- You: uh oh... my tummy hurts *your size becomes 100000*