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Cucumber Corp presents: SUN GUN The all new *SUN GUN* can have sunshine blasted at anybody you want! Cucumber-Corp not responsible for theft or late delivery of stun gun Though it may (never arrive) get to your home tardy, we still pride ourselves in our quality enough (to make it look like trash) to make it look as if it was fresh from the factory. Do not attempt to recreate stun gun WARNING! Do not under any circumstances shoot anything besides a solar panel and plant life while sun gun is on ??? Mode. doing so may result in severe damage to your grades, nausea, taco bell syndrome, sudden urge to start a communist revolution in canada, and the lack of a cold side on your pillows Having sun gun anywhere near you may set fire to your house, so remember to feed the sun gun or pay the price Others In order to purchase sun gun, you must sign here ______ Doing so gives us complete control of all your social credit as well as your credit and debit card information so that we (may steal all your money and the time it took you to earn it) take the 19.97 kromer required to purchase sun gun
