So about a year or so ago, I had my second in command Nathalie Agres... eh hem... Sancoeur install a security camera and I finally figured out, with the help of tech sav Nath, how to access the footage. Here's what I found... Some of it is surprising. Note: No transformations were filmed by the camera unfortuNATHly. Also, I may have spelled my wife's name wrong... In my defense, it's been a while since I've last written her name so...
Miraculous! Like duh. Also, I've been thinking about going tie shopping because this festive candy cane striped one is getting on Adrien's nerves. I would go, but I have a horrible sense in fashion. Okay, okay, I know I'm a fashion designer, but when it comes to ties, man do I mess things up. Maybe I should ask Nathalie to come with me and help me pick one out. Also, I ordered a new fridge because I got a bit mad last week and ripped off the door. Whoops, but you know, accidents happen. Anyway, this one has 2, count 'em, 2 doors, extra mileage, and a coat rack. How delightful. Also, this is too many alsos but, Claim: Gabriel has a crush on Nathalie. Debunked: I do not! I am committed to Emilee... or was it Emilie? Gah! All Nathalie will ever be to me is a very, very, very good frIend anD the Only relatioNship we will ever hAve is a boss/employee relaTionship. THe end. ThAt is aLl. I have made my poInt and proved my casE.
