Lyrics|| ____________________ My basement, uh. Gonna show you my beautiful basement. Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch. I'll turn up the heat if it's too much. I'll turn on the lightbulb on the wire. Turn on the dehumidifier. I'm serious when I flick this next switch. Look you in the eye, and I say, "Check this." My trains, uh. My trains, uh. I got small ones. Tiny little trains. I come down here just to get away. My trains, uh. My trains, uh. It's like magic. Magic trains. I wish these trains could take me away. (chugga chugga woo-woo) (chugga chugga woo-woo) (chugga chugga woo-woo) (chugga chugga woo-woo) In the club, the Model Railroad Club, A motherfruger said shrimp about my trains. Might as well have took a poop on my brain Cuz I went insane. I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat. But the president never did let me back after that. Shrimp, I said, "frik you. Who the fik needs a punk 4ss choo-choo crew anyhoo?" My trains, uh. My trains, uh. I got small ones. Tiny little trains. I come down here just to get away. My trains, uh. M-m-m-m-my trains, uh. It's like magic. Magic trains. I wish these trains could take me away. (chugga chugga woo-woo) (chugga chugga woo-woo) I lie here every night. I feel like if I focus and think of getting smaller I'll gradually get smaller. And if I get small enough My trains will seem much bigger and I'll be the conductor. The tiniest conductor. OH! Then whatchu gonna do? Then whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do then, huh? Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when I'm frikng small Like one inch tall You won't see me coming at all When I crawl into your ear late at night Yeah, you heard me right motherfuger, sleep tight And you think I'm just another bad dream But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream Little hands hold an artery shut Yeah, that's right motherfuger, then what? My trains. My trains. My trains, uh. My trains, uh. I got small ones. Tiny little trains. I come down here just to get away. My trains, uh. My trains, uh. They're like magic. Magic trains. I wish these trains could take me away. (chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains. (chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains. (chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains. (chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains.
