I was bored soooooooo... yeah. Amelia and Liam are my OCs. Pat and Herb are @AL600AWESOME's. Amelia: Pat is taking credit for Herb's work, getting him to deal with everything, and making fun of him! You know what she sounds like? Liam: You? Amelia: No, I meant... You know Herb. In spite of being clever and sarcastic he's also... fragile and weird and he has trouble fitting in. And Pat is taking advantage of his weakness! You know what that’s called? Liam: An Amelia? Amelia: ...Yeah, but I’m the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?! Herb: I give up. I am so tired. Pat: Get the emergency supply! Amelia: *carries Liam and places him in front of Herb* Liam: *smiles* Herb: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO Herb: You know you can die from that, right? Amelia: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point. Liam: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up. Pat: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding* Okay but this one is kinda true- Amelia, Pat & Herb: *screaming* Liam: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Herb?! Amelia: Wait, why are you asking Herb that when Pat and I are also here? Liam: Because Herb wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance. Liam, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like? Amelia: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside* Herb: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside* Pat: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple* Liam: I hate all of you. Liam: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Herb: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. Amelia: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Pat: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons. This one's also true too- Amelia: You have friends and I envy that. Pat: You're welcome to share my friends. Amelia: *looks at Herb and Liam* Amelia: I don't want those. *In a horror movie situation* Amelia: I've got no service in my phone here. Pat: Shoot, my battery just died. Liam: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer. Herb: Guys, my phone is a book. *The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword* Pat: Rude. Herb: That's fair. Amelia: Not again. Liam: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it? Pat: Why did you kidnap Herb!?!?! Amelia: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh... Liam: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal. Pat: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!
