for legal reasons this is a joke
so today im in a really bad mood and nothing seems to be cheering me up besides the thought of eating a bowl of pasta, but theres no pasta in the fridge and im in too much of a bad mood to make pasta so theres a bit of a conflict. besides i dont think theres any penne left in the pantry and penne is my favorite, so having penne would optimize my pasta eating experience but whatever i can do without. people dont give enough respect to penne. yes, its boring, but it tastes the best so i dont care if i have the most unseasoned opinion. maybe i like boring more than interesting sometimes, and i deserve my boring pasta. anyway im gonna go make pasta now update: there was, in fact, no penne in the pantry but there WAS burgers in the freezer so i made that instead second update: WE HAD PASTA FOR DINNER