(LYRICS BELOW) After Khamydrian uploaded his version of this song, I suddenly felt inspired to make this. Now Berdly gets a second Smart Race! This one takes place during the second battle rather than the first. LYRICS: I really hope you're reconsidering your options, Kris! Otherwise, I'll be forced to unleash the power of a true gamer upon you... AT FULL FORCE! Minecraft, Roblox, Among Us, Smash, It doesn't matter, you'll get thrashed! Where should we next go head-to-head? How 'bout here and now, and you end up dead! Where are the other guys? Couldn't make it? Bring your whole team, I can take it! Watching the spells Noelle is casting, So anyways, I started blasting. You and Noelle don't stand a chance! Think you can take me? Then let's dance! What, surprised I'm good at rap? Of course I am, my theme song slaps! I'll stomp you with a double jump! See if you can measure up! Can't match the flight of the nerdy bird, Because my victory's assured! Left, right, left, right, frame by frame, Never once is my direction the same! Stooping so low as to cheat in the game? Cry out for Susie, but nobody came! Xbox, Switch, or PS5, You won't make it out alive! I'm the gaming-est gamer who's ever survived, I obey the Queen and forever will thrive! She put me into my elegant element, Live on Twitch, you'll twitch and you'll vellicate, Bow down to Lord Berdly the benevolent, You can all help with the game's development! Too bad the two of you are way too delicate, Can't stand against a being this intelligent, So give in to the darkness' envelopment, Looks like you're going to become irrelevant! Aw, that's too bad, Kris. But Noelle, on the other hand, you still have time! Rejoin my side, and you can still be my Number 2! Giving up yet? Can you not see, I'm better than you ever could be! But Noelle, you still have time to join me! So come on! Let's let ourselves free! Why are you still so resistant? Why is Kris still so persistent? Can you not see that you're being deceived? Why won't you let your fears be relieved? If you refuse, which you are, Then feel the power of a Super Star! Invincibility, can't touch this! I'll smash you so hard, you'll be in the abyss! Spitting hot bars, up-B is fire, Spamming it hard as I fly ever higher, Your internet must be at 500 ping! Hear your future leader sing! Left, right, left, right, frame by frame, Never once is my direction the same! Stooping so low as to cheat in the game? Cry out for Susie, but nobody came! Xbox, Switch, or PS5, You won't make it out alive! I'm the gaming-est gamer who's ever survived, I obey the Queen and forever will thrive! She put me into my elegant element, Live on Twitch, you'll twitch and you'll vellicate, Bow down to Lord Berdly the benevolent, You can all help with the game's development! Too bad the two of you are way too delicate, Can't stand against a being this intelligent, So give in to the darkness' envelopment, Looks like you're going to become irrelevant!
