frontier freddy is enjoying his usual ride through his desert home on his pet snail, snailsworth, when he hears something strange. he turns around and discovers harvey lee oswald the unlucky rabbit. "wow," thinks frontier freddy, "if i kill harvey lee oswald the unlucky rabbit, assassianator of the president kfc, i could become famous and a true american hero." but he took another look, and it turned out it was not harvey lee oswald the unlucky rabbit, instead it was just a homely looking gypsie woman who was also a bard and a rabbit. they married and lived happily ever after the end,.
thanks xxflimaxx i couldn'tve done it without YOUR help.