The title is a joke, the og dev DID put effort and u can't change my mind. This game is equivalent to a rip-off bootleg version of Flappy bird lol.
Press and hold space to ascend, let go to descend. Don't be a 9 + 10 = 21 and don't hug the buildings, survive for as long as possible. Which is quite hard. Enjoy. Press R to blow up I guess The death sound is intentional. Don't *beep* me.