Ehe not me deleting all my posts because I thought I was cringe— So like, they have a whole thing like where they're just living their cool highschool lives until they go into the woods and find things they weren't supposed to and get themselves into pretty deep stuff. There's an alternate story where they're just the plain old highschool friends doing their things. Also some of them canonically die for the sake of me doing whatever I want. Thinking about giving them an AU where nothing remotely bad happens to them. Minka Sargant - needs to keep her mouth shut and academic validation or her father doesn’t love her Malachai Aberlin - has hoochie daddy shorts in every color Amelie Burning - she’s dead ehe Roni Windmere - sunglasses even at night Cam Elsinore - burnt out gifted kid who dips his Oreos in water because his dad never came back with the milk Grady Krueger - would absolutely scream marco in a grocery store but also has a cute nose. he also has this grandpa looking horse. Torren Banner - gets called a leprechaun because he’s 5’5” with shoes despite being one of my oldest children. also born on st patrick's day for relevance. Aiden Sorensen - Himbo TM. So in love with one of my friend's OCs it's too cute Waverly Peregrine - her favorite color is orange there's something wrong with her Catherine Xiang - needs to figure out that the reason people like her isn’t because she’s Waverly’s sidekick Jean Monroe - is tall with pink hair with a skinny waist but that’s all she has going for her Calvin “Cal” Astaril - everything is wrong. also was named after dark reactions in the stroma. Anderson Engie - a middle child Chamberlain “Lain” Halifax - a fashion king Gage McGrath - smash. Katja Ramos - the type of person to wear a button up, a tie, and some really nice dress pants and top it off with an 80's ski jacket with no shame. Indy Carnahan - Gage’s girlfriend and that says something. Wyatt “Fergie” Wayskin-Ferguson - FERGALICIOUS SO DELICIOUS BUT I AINT PROMISCUOUS quite literally the wisest person of the group despite being the youngest. But yeah if you have any questions just ask. No like please I want to talk about them.
All those random name generator websites where you click the dice and you get the goofy names like “Macromolecule,” “Deoxyribonucleic,” and “pH 10.”