welcome gentleman to the best platformer. of the world of course. thIs has many pros and no cons whatsoEver. cAnnoT aGree more. aLso i like yogUrt. who doEsnt? also there is no secret message in the capitalized letters. and i wrote this with a t̶r̶e̶e̶ keyboard ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~INSTRUCTIONS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ you have a parasol so you go down to the force of gravity SLOWER. OBviously arrow keys no wasd or any of that crap you heckin FLY dood not mobile friendly why do you read the instructions when you obviously know how to play a platformer? stop fooling yourself no clouds because you dont have water so youre literally dead only i can skip duhhhh ya wanna know something? history will progressively get harder as time goes on thats it also no changes cause this has nothing bad ========================================= i think i had like 10 lollipops when i made this so sorry -me from april 2022
FAQ: Why do you have a parasol? ... Why is this not mobile friendly? ... Why do you say there is not a secret message when there obviously is? ... Why is there only 10 levels? ... How did you think of making a ship-like gameplay which practically takes away the point of a platformer? ... Why aren't you answering my questions? ...