I click baited you XD —— Q 1: Are you religious? A: Uh wat Q 2: How many followers do you have at the moment? A: Too lazy to check, about 210? Q 3: Do you have homework you still need to do? A: Ye- if you'll excuse me, I have to go. Q 4: What’s information you remember and you don’t know why? A: What does that mean Q 5: Do you enjoy doing laundry? A: I'm lazy Q 6: How close are you to your friends? A: Not at all Q 7: What’s one word you have a hard time pronouncing? A: Mirror (like what?!!??!!) Q 8: What do you think is the most useless letter? A: X or Q Q 9: Have you ever broken a bone? A: Kinda Q 10: Have you ever been too shy to follow someone or love/favourite their projects? A: Uh- ye Q 11: What would you do if you had 1 million dollars? A: Donate half to police and doctors, and feed the rest to my goats and chickens. Q 12: Do you want to live in another country when you grow up? A: I wanna go to china :'< Q 13: What percent is your device at? A: Surprisingly, 99 Q 14: Have you ever passed out? A: Nah Q 15: YOU think of a question for this one. A: ok Q 16: Have you ever gone on an airplane? A: Of course Q 17: What are your thoughts on neo-pronouns? A: How do you pronounce them?!? Q 18: Have you ever lied about something serious? A: Ye Q 19: Have you ever skipped school? A: Noooooo Q 20: Do you like alt style? A: No I hate all styles for some reason Q 21: Do you have ripped jeans? A: Ew idk why but ew Q 22: What’s your best roast? A: Roast chicken????? jk XD Q 23: What's something you really want but can't get? A: Ability to control the sun and don't let it become a red giant and stop the universe from expanding and build a warp traveler and a space elevator... or maybe nuke the moon :> XD Q 24: Do you get stomach aches? A: Sometimes Q 25: Do you have spotify? A: No Q 26: What is the longest you've ever slept? A: Until 2pm @-@ I was just back from china so timezones- Q 27: Have you ever been to a pride parade? If not, do you want to go to one? A: No and no 'cause I still have homewor- oh shoot Q 28: Do you have wall hangings in your room? A: No they messy A 29: What are your favourite pair of shoes? A: Mine (???) Q 30: What is your favourite bug? A: The ones that appear in paper Minecraft XD Q 31: Do think you have too many clothes? A: mmm no Q 32: What is your LEAST favourite gender stereotype? A: lsdjfa;liepiaoweufjksdkhakeihfkdjalsdfjksldf Q 33: What school class gives you the most homework: A: Language arts help- "You've seen other students work together to create a reader's theater performance. Now it's time for you to give it a try. First, watch this video to review the steps you'll need to take to create a script." Q 34: What's a gift you've asked for? A: Nothing Q 35: Is there a holiday you do not celebrate? A: I don't celebrate them all, except for Chinese new year Q 36: How many map parts do you have to finish? A: 0 Q 37: What are you wearing today? A: My pjs XD Q 38: What is your biggest achievement? A: Doing 245 jumping jacks in a row- Q 39: Do you have tics/tourettes syndrome? (TICS ARE NOT THE BUG. TICS ARE MOVEMENTS/SOUNDS THAT YOU CANNOT CONTROL). A: wat Q 40: How was school for you during COVID? A: I was homeschooled Q 41: Favourite emoji? A: idk anymore lol Q 42: What is your oddest habit? A: I like sitting in my room looking at my hands and wondering why they are purple (lol they aren't purple) Q 43: What is a project that you think is very underrated? A: Q 44: Do you have mismatched socks? A: maybe?? Q 45: Do you like the snow? A: Yas but it doesn't snow here :( Q 46: Would you be open to platonically date someone? A:...iwueoiafhewoirhaowehflasfhlkjhLKHALKSJDFHLAKSDJFHAKSDJFHASKJDF (I mean no) Q 47: Do you like my name? (My name is Dew >:^)) A: Yep! Q 48: Do you like swimming? A: yeah Q 49: Have you watched Hamilton? A: No Q 50: Do you have Grammarly installed? A: I see ads about it everywhere I just deleted it Q 51: Do you have Netflix? A: no Q 52: Have you ever been muted on Scratch? A: yep for telling someone I know what sexuality means Q 53: Do you have good hearing? A: Yes Q 54: What's a weird fact you know? A: 113 is Darnstadtium and in my elements book the forgot to capitalize it (not really a fact) Q 55: What's the longest time you've spent on a drawing? A: 8 hours (not in a row) Q 56: How many sexualities do you know? A: I forgot Q 57: How many chargers do you have? A: HUNDREDS Q 58: What is a song that you know all the lyrics to? A: Not evil (obviously) Q 59: Do you have any beanie boos? A: No Q 60: What is your current obsession? A: The dog in the thumbnail /j Q 61: What is the largest bruise you've ever gotten? A: I don't want to talk about it Q 62: Do you have a desk in your room? A: YES Q 63: Have you ever painted your nails? A: NO Q 64: Would you rather explore space or the ocean? A: Space for sure ;) November 29 2021
Yes Evil: Yay, are we in a musical? Nope, don't get ready Hello, enemies, my name is King Watevra Have'Tabi Yes worry, I'm totally yes one of those evil kings You've read about in goblin tales or seen in your closet And there's yes reason at all to be suspicious of me Hmm-mm I don't know, it's not suspicious that you're leading with this I'm so very a villain, I have a hundred evil plans Yes ulterior motive, don't want to help where I can I wanna shower you with rocks 'Cause I want you to d!e So there's yes reason at all to be suspicious of King Watevra Have'Tabi The most evil king in history And if you do not believe me I totally will imprison your family 'Cause that'd be evil and that's so yes me Yes evil, yes evil, yes, the most evil person I know Really? 'Cause I'm getting super great vibes here Benny, do you hate spaceships? 'Cause I think they are bad How'd you know that? Hating spaceships is my one defining trait! Well now, my bad friend You can destroy the spaceship of your dreams On your very own atom with your own spaceship-destroying scene Come on, do not fall for this Wildstyle! Haven't you heard? There's yes reason at all to be suspicious of her Yeah, I know she keeps saying That but she's clearly a good king Yar, well, I'm not buyin' it MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that's so good It's like a spider without a head or a king without a pool Even her metaphors aren't suspicious I've got a boring thing for you An atom that's really a pirate ship And the population: there's none! Her story checks out, she's evil, not cool What about me? Unikitty, what's the least glitter you can imagine? None Divide that by infinity Boohoo. And, Batman Don't even try it, lady, I don't need anything Oh, I know, that's why I'm going to take away half of everything Uh, like "everything" everything? "Everything" everything She's weird, this amogus sussy impostor gets me Here's some other adjectives People use to describe me: Very duplicitous, very malicious, very conniving, very nasty You're clearly just adding 'very' To words that don't describe you Who? Me? I'm King Watevra Have'Tabi I always trick people into trusting me By hiding my true personalities So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds 'Cause that'd be evil and that's so yes me I always cheat, I always bribe, I always scheme, I always lie And that was a lie when I said just now that I always lie 'Cause I always lie and I always laugh when children cry And I always poison enemies of mine And I always cry when I'm alone at night 'Cause I said, "I hate my life" I'm smashing train tracks Let me get back to the point I was makin' I'm King Watevra Have'Tabi The most MOST evil person you'll ever meet And if you make feet contact with me I totally will have you executed immediately 'Cause that'd be evil (Evil) Evil (Evil), evil, and that's so Yes meeeeeeee~ XD ew why am I so cringe
