Welcome to the boss fight simulator! We guarantee that you will enjoy being beaten up by cannons and spikes. Don't worry, we provide health insurance. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Please use our provided revolutionary four-button technology to dodge the attacks. Although many have said that it looks like the arrow keys of a keyboard, our four-button technology is completely original and totally not a rip-off d-pad from dollar store. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - How persistent are you? We recommend logging your persistence level in the comments. The persistence level of our best employee, JeromeP123, is 102. And remember, if you hide behind the cannons, you are complete and utter trash! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Often, you may experience a black-out. This may be because we used an AAA battery to power our entire facility. To fix this, press the fifth key on your revolutionary four-key technology. It's labeled "e".
Update log v1.0 Game uploaded. Includes a welcome speech, two cannons, many spikes, a small cute fragile blob, health insurance, a persistence meter, a logo, and a screen that indicates you have ran out of health insurance. v1.1 Upgrades the cannon on the left. Adds a peashooter and a electric bolt. Also adds power problems. Bans impatience. v1.2 Minor and/or major bug fixing, as well as a (secret!) shortcut for the logo and some cannon adjustments. Makes restarting less tedious. Also added an easter egg if ur bad lol v1.3 Reworked bolt, added two easter eggs. Hints: lucky, patient
