I'm a Zombie Life is lonely I stroll through the night Hoping somebody might hold me Hold me closely Grow to know me Will you be my bro, please? Can I call you homie? Why hi Fancy meeting you What a great delight Why's a face as nice as thine About so late at night? In case you'd like to join me I'm about to take a hike Wait! Why are you heading out so quick without saying goodnight? My etiquettes refined Sensitive and kind No resemblance to the lies I'm a gentleman defined But until the sun rises You hole up in your house And quarantine yourself Though I'm not horrid for your health I'm only waiting in the doorway When are you coming out? I want to play chase Gonna follow you to hell I'm gonna follow you I'm gonna follow you I'm gonna follow you Whether or not you want me to I'm gonna follow you I'm gonna follow you I'm gonna follow you forever What's you gonna do? I'm a Zombie Polite and unimposing I've been wrongly Described as revolting And quite Frankly I find that insulting I'm a nice guy Who happens to be moulding Am I shallow? Hell no! I'm attracted to your brains Something tells me they'll Exactly to my taste That really ain't vanilla Remaking thriller Rip off your limbs and make a body pillow Real lady killer The stuff on my shopping list isn't often fresh But I've got the best recipe For spud and rotten flesh Let's watch a box set Netflix and kill Oh! What a mess I'm guessing ketchup was spilled Come on! I'm gonna follow you I'm gonna follow you I'm gonna follow you Whether or not you want me to I'm gonna follow you I'm gonna follow you Gonna follow you forever What's you gonna do? I'm a zombie I want you to love me I've waited for you so long And now I'm kind of hungry You look lovely Succulently scrummy I need you inside me Satisfy my tummy You can hear me coming through the walls All muffled How are we gonna scuffle then? Sword or knuckles? I see you punch trees No wonder Steve's so supple Call me green aki Can I squeeze those muscles? Me so subtle Please don't struggle I'm not looking for trouble Just want a cuddle And I'm puzzled why I get rebuttals When I try to nuzzle and snuggle Now come on Let my brothers join the huddle We're gonna follow you We're gonna follow you We're gonna follow you Whether or not you want us to We're gonna follow you We're gonna follow you Gonna follow you forever What's you gonna do? We are slowly decomposing Our clothes are holding our bowels and our bones in bones That are slathered in guacamole One day I'll be skeleton 'Til then we're getting cozy What force brought us here though? Was it Notch or George Romeo? We're not sure But the more you avoid us The more that we're sure that you'll join us Join us The Zombie nation keeps increasing population We live a simple life Free from complication Chase you into night And making basic conversation Honestly The aim isn't creating confrontation We're a like-minded community Now join our congregation You're free to leave at any time There's no obligation We'll just need to confiscate your brain To keep for compensation So we thank you in advance For your cooperation We're gonna follow you We're gonna follow you We're gonna follow you Whether or not you want us to We're gonna follow you We're gonna follow you Gonna follow you forever What's you gonna do? What's the use? What's the use? What's the use in all the fuss? Once we were on of you Now you'll be one of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us! One of us, oh S-sorry Sorry
