~Lyrics~ According to you (my ex) I'm stupid, I'm useless I can't do anything right According to you (my ex) I'm difficult, hard to please Forever changing my mind I'm a mess in a dress Can't show up on time Even if it would save my life According to you, according to you (my ex) But according to him (my best friend) I'm beautiful, incredible He can't get me out of his head According to him (my best friend) I'm funny, irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don't feel like stopping it So baby, tell me what I got to lose He's into me for everything I'm not According to you (my ex) According to you I'm boring, I'm moody And you can't take me any place According to you I suck at telling jokes 'cause I always give It away I'm the girl with the worst attention span you're the boy who puts up with that According to you, according to you But according to him (my best friend) I'm beautiful, incredible He can't get me out of his head (I'm not going to finish the lyrics)