Click the green flag and witness the fury of Chuckles, the indestructible, sentient, radioactive, mobile, and telepathic bouncy ball. Otherwise you're a fat, mortal human and a tub of lard. And Chuckles will whup your rear end.
This is a work in progress on a scene from a movie I should make. LORE - -------------------------------------------------------------- In spring of 1986, the Russian nuclear power plant facility known as Chernobyl devastated much of the Northern Ukrainian USSR. Over 100 people died, 500,000 personnel arrived to help, and the disaster cost over 18 billion Soviet rubles. One of the workers kept a small bouncy ball on his desk, a trinket given to him by his young daughter. Miraculously, this bouncy ball was not destroyed in the incident. Minutes after the explosion, the bouncy ball lay in the rubble, now sentient, mobile, and indestructible. The ball named itself Chuckles, after an obscure brand of candy eaten by its owner in a vague memory. Chuckles, with its abiotic supercomputer of a mind, immediately rolled about, scanning for its creator. When it found him dead, Chuckles caused a second explosion out of anger, sending Chuckles into the ionosphere, as well as causing further damage to Soviet Ukraine. After a significant amount of time in orbit, Chuckles pondered its existence, in addition to figuring out telepathy and better reasoning, it hurtled down into downtown Columbus, Ohio, and managed to find the daughter of its owner. -------------------------------------------------------------- Phew, that was a lot of lore.