Lyrics: Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be When I was a kid on VoIP I thought when I get older I'd marry her, I told her Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest If I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat And even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo) Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) The one who took you away from me You hit it off instantly I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles Push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay, though 'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were seventeen She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were seventeen How on earth could I be saved? When I'm one click away from insane I just think that I deserve A little bit of what I earned I'm not gonna make another scene The one I made when I was twenty-three Means I'm not allowed in Disney World But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat 'Cause even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole I think about you every day (every day) So how on earth can I be saved? (can I be saved?) I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell) 'Cause you're beauty And you're grace (and you're grace) Your telephone calls are my favorite place And I want you to notice me With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo) Want you to care Want to smell your hair
this song is by wilbur soot!
