Come here my child, we will go get McDonald’s and watch sponge-bob. I will beat up your bad parents and give you an amazing home. Whether you have big horns, small horns, no tail or a tail, wings or no wings, fire powers or no fire powers, or anything else, all are welcome to be my children. If you are rude to the other children though, i might have to put you in a foster home. So be nice. I will be your new father. Ask of me anything. And make sure to spread chaos!
I’m such a great dad
