"life is a game of chess and i don't know how to play chess" "you know you failed your math exam when you realize your almost-90-y/o grandfather does better maths than you do" "everyone: why fall in love, fall asleep! me: *casually falls off the bed at 3am*" "you know how my thoughts, actions, etc can predict some random future? i loved froot loops since i was a kid, guess what happens now?" "hi guys im ✨dying✨" "if my mood was a swing all the kids would go flying 12km away" "no one just me and the pet duck chilling in the kids' playground" "every single one of my friends who came to my house and see my bunk bed asks me 'do you d1e if you jump from here (the 2nd floor)?'" "the more important the photo is, the worse i look somehow" "you know what's weirdly nice about me? i have absolutely no idea what i'm doing but it turned out correct or even perfect" "i don't know basic maths and at this point im too afraid to ask" "i promised myself to work hard this year but honestly i don't know what i was thinking" "what's on your mind? me: what's the past tense of yeet" "the teacher: wow this class is so focused on the lesson the meeting chat: 'indian duck' 'your neighbour's birthday is in 27 days' 'how do you cook rice' 'avocado' "
