(THE BASE IS NOT MINE! I FOUND IT FROM GOOGLE AND MADE IT INTO MY OWN VERSION!) My straight friend is a massive simp- she has like, 15 husbands and 30 something boyfriends, that she's not actually with. I found an audio on tic tok were it's like "I hate it when girls are all like 'omg, my crush doesen't know i exist' girl, my crush doesen't EVEN EXIST!" and it suits my friend SO WELL! *Not me and this friend not talking to eatch other anymore but i still counting them as my bestie-*