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Lyrics: A: Attention all sinners! Alastor here! C: And Charlie! A: And we're pleased as punch to tell you about the new Hazbin Hotel! C: Actually, it's the Happy Hote- A: Wonderful! Now listen up! A: What would you do if I said there's a place for you? A place completely free of shame and doubt (well, just about) A:What would you do if you could start it all anew? A:Well, come to our hotel and you'll find out A:You will not want for anything, we'll take it all away C: No, actually, we'll give you things 'cause stealing's not okay A:Like beds of nails and swarms of bugs C: Or cupcakes and a bunch of hugs A:We'll make them pay C: They'll want to stay Both: Don't scare them all away We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell But we both want this new venture to do well A: So, with her passion C: And his power Both: And this rinky-dink hotel We might just bring some heaven to hell C: It's clear to me that you're just looking for control It's definitely getting out of hand (I agree) So before we go and tell another tired, tortured soul I think we need to come up with a plan (good idea!) A: We'll ship them in and dress them up and make them look the part C: Well, actually, we probably should help them change their heart A: By teasing them and baiting them C: Or rehabilitating them A: Boil them, baste them, slice them up and serve them à la carte C: That's horrible! A: Don't be such a princess C: Go to Hell! A: Already there, darling! Both: We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell But we both want this new venture to do well A: So, with her passion C: And his power Both: And this rinky-dink hotel We might just bring some heaven to hell A: One more time for the demons in the back! Both: With our passion, and our power and this rinky-dink hotel We might just bring some heaven to hell A: Want some hors d'oeuvres? C: I'll pass A: Yeah! Thank you, thank you! I'm here for all eternity! Hahahahahahaahaaaaa
