Introducing the new and improved F̶u̶n̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶! He's sure to bring you (more likely your children) much fun and entertainment! (Disclaimer: Jack N' John Entertainment does not guarantee the enjoyment of parents or children in the presence of F̶u̶n̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶.) Now armed with his state of the art security system, he can spot a threat from a mile away! (Disclaimer: F̶u̶n̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶ cannot spot threats that are a mile away.) Make sure you come to the grand reopening of Tom's Pizza Place in 2023 to meet him! He can't wait to meet you! (Disclaimer: F̶u̶n̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶ is an animatronic and has no opinion on the arrival of any patrons of Tom's Pizza Place.)
(Adam please be sure to change the name to "Fun Kid".)
