PROTECT JESUS! To play Holy Brushening, first, you must grasp thy controller. Then, you must pray to the God of L.A. Looks Hair Gel, so you don't have to end up like this poor fella. Finally, you must press enter, and use the arrow keys and and the X key to protect out lord and saviour, by keeping his hair in good looks and smashing the wine that's out to ruin thou hair day of Jesus.
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