"Hey kid!" "Yeah, you there!" "Wanna make a deal?" "I'm the owner of Scam & Spam Industries!" "Who's the spam part named after..?" "Heh! That guy was a loser!" "I kicked him outta the business a while back, now he's nothin'!"
A thing i made All by me Like Spamton, but not use this if you want, just credit me (Space to laugh)