I won't update this The long awaited upgrade from Windows Vista and downgrade from windows SE. Windows Blister! Featuring Features at Feats Features Never Featured Like A handy file explorer: to find your invaluable files MSN messenger: A worse version of the original but still somehow less likely to shut down Splinternet Explorer: Discover all the brilliant excitement on the splinternet Crash: We don't know Featuring all windows vista features* *apart from sidebar, aero, user account control, bitlocker, good graphics, office... Enjoy!* *we know you won't but still "Frustrate!" doesn't really work in marketing
