*laughs in arrogant narcissism* 1. I am gorgeous in bows and ribbons. ( Better than Satori, at least. ) You cannot prove me wrong. 2. I can, and will, delete you. Probably. Once I remember how to do that. 3. I am a wonderful actor. 4. I look beautiful, even when I'm dea- i mean, what? 5. I am real. Don't ask what this means. 6. My plans ALWAYS work. They have NEVER failed hahah-- 7. I am very handsome in sunglasses. 8. A VERY Wonderful poet. Better than everyone else, at least. 9. I am VERY helpful and responsible. 10. Correction to #1. I am always gorgeous. 12.It's just Mateo. Only Mateo. And Mateo forever <3
// if you can't tell this is a joke, you have the mental capacity of a 2 year old :) /j //