phew- kinda scared and regretful…. let’s do it anyway!! Enjoy >:) Spruceberry: Dewumbra... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Dewumbra: Your text told me to satanize the house before you return. Spruceberry: Spruceberry: I wrote sanitize, Dewumbra. Dewumbra: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Clearwhisp: Just rip the bandage off. Dewumbra: It’s Spruceberry. Clearwhisp: Put the bandage back on. Dewumbra, banging on the door: Blueberrykit! Open up! Blueberrykit: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Waspkit: No, they meant- Spruceberry: Let them finish. *Waspkit and Blueberrykit are doing something absurdly dangerous* Waspkit: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Blueberrykit, deadpan: Well that's encouraging. Dewpaw: Hey Gingerwish, Gingerwish: Yes? Dewpaw: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Gingerwish: Gingerwish: Where’s Mousekit? Dewumbra: Spruceberry, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean? Spruceberry: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Dewumbra: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Twigkit. Dewumbra, driving Otterchase and Waspkit: So how was your day? Otterchase: We almost got surprise adopted! Dewumbra: What? Waspkit: We almost got kidnapped. Dewumbra: Oh, okay. Dewumbra: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?! Dewumbra: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Otterchase: The cow??? Dewumbra: What? Spruceberry: Otterchase, W H Y? Dewumbra: You kidnapped Clearwhisp? That’s illegal! Seagullwhistle: But Dewumbra, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Clearwhisp, or destroying our dreams? Dewumbra: Kidnapping Clearwhisp, Seagullwhistle!!! Spruceberry: Dewumbra, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! Dewumbra: What, to kidnap people?!?! Spruceberry: To work together! Dewumbra: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! Otterchase: Dewumbra, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people. Dewumbra: This is such a bad idea. Otterchase: Then why are you coming along? Dewumbra: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong. Waspkit: You're right. Otterchase: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it? Mousefluff: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Dewumbra: How can you still say that? Mousefluff: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have. Leopardfrost: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Clearwhisp: Put spaghetti in it. Leopardfrost: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Dewumbra: Put spaghetti in it. Leopardfrost: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Spruceberry: Put spaghetti in it. Leopardfrost: I'm no longer taking suggestions. Blazingstar: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Dewumbra: Wasn't Otterchase with you? Otterchase: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised. Blazingstar: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Dewumbra: Okay, but in my defense, Spruceberry bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Blazingstar: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?! Otterchase: Is stabbing someone immoral? Dewumbra: Not if they consent to it. Hawkcrest: Depends who you’re stabbing. Spruceberry: YES?!? Otterchase, texting Dewumbra: Dewumbra! Help I’m being kidnapped Dewumbra: Where are you? Otterchase: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Dewumbra: I’ll call Hawkcrest. Hawkcrest, answering her cell: Y’ello? Dewumbra: Where’s Otterchase? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Hawkcrest: Otterchase? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Hawkcrest: Hawkcrest: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Hawkcrest: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Otterchase: WHO ARE YOU?! Spruceberry: Why are Otterchase and Hawkcrest sitting with their backs to each other? Dewumbra: They had a fight. Spruceberry: Then why are they holding hands? Dewumbra: They get sad when they fight. Waspkit: You lying, cheating, piece of (bep)! Twigkit: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Waspkit: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SPRUCEBERRY WITH ME Briarkit, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now. Seagullwhistle: If you had to choose between Dewumbra and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Hawkcrest: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Dewumbra: Hawkcrest! Seagullwhistle: 63 cents. Hawkcrest: I'll take the money. Dewumbra: HAWKCREST!!!
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