Niklaus mikaelson (klaus) age: 1000+ hybrid siblings siblings:Finn Mikaelson, Henrik Mikaelson, Kol Mikaelson, Freya Mikaelson, Rebekah Mikaelson, Elijah Mikaelson mother: esther mikaelson father: mikael mikaelson
Lyrics: Hello, everybody My name's Evan D. Kraven I am today's newest patient I'm glad I'm participating I guess I'll start this off by saying I'm a labelled assailant They found a couple unknown bodies Rotting under my basement But I'm not here to make new friends I'm not the one you wanna blabble to A paranoid, schizophrenic, .... you ..... attitude I'll slice you up with gratitude Decap you like a Haitian Face it, I'm the modern Jason All you rappers I'm replacing That's all Hello, Miss Winney Whitney Would you like to play a game with me? Go out and throw 'round a Frisbee I hope it isn't too windy Maybe I'll bring along Cindy We can all play in the shed Show you what's under my bed As long as you keep it unsaid 'Cause if you tell somebody that I'm out collecting heads They gonna tell the Feds Then mama's gonna make me take my meds I ..... hate my meds They make me drowsy plus a bit depressed And when I get depressed I lay with Beth while I caress her ...... But Beth's been dead for about a week now Her body's my antique now My new spatula's her feet I use her torso as a sheet now I wasn't always crazy 'til I met this .....named Carolyn A lot of you might actually know her Her real name's, uh, heroine Hello, everybody My name's Evan D. Kraven I am today's newest patient I'm glad I'm participating I guess I'll start this off by saying I'm a labelled assailant They found a couple unknown bodies Rotting under my basement But I'm not here to make new friends I'm not the one you wanna blabble to A paranoid, schizophrenic, .... you ..... attitude I'll slice you up with gratitude Decap you like a Haitian Face it, I'm the modern Jason All you rappers I'm replacing, that's all All my teachers never liked me, so I shot up my professor Told him watch his ...... mouth, that was the lesson of my lecture But to each his own, I brought him home to keep him as my treasure Kept his body in the closet, but his fingers in my dresser Cooking on the stove, I'll turn your organs into plaster Stir a little faster To the children, I'm a ...... I turn them into Casper Watch me demonstrate disaster Underground psychopath These rappers call me master All I wanna feed them is some beetles Do you want some more? Tell you to face the floor on all fours While I .... your ..... I can feel the residue come sweating out my pores Watch me play with organs, but I never miss a chord Hello, everybody My name's Evan D. Kraven I am today's newest patient I'm glad I'm participating I guess I'll start this off by saying I'm a labelled assailant They found a couple unknown bodies Rotting under my basement But I'm not here to make new friends I'm not the one you wanna blabble to A paranoid, schizophrenic, .... you ..... Attitude I'll slice you up with gratitude Decap you like a Haitian Face it, I'm the modern Jason All you rappers I'm replacing That's all
