He is coming, Scratch cat is coming! Every time he comes the world threatens to fall. Let him come! Let him ride to this place! Oh, how he shall pay for his crimes! It all started on a rainy day... A monkey flew in through the window. "Monkey?!?" I would exclaim. Great job, monkey, now scratch cat wins! A thousand armies would not be enough! No man, nor horse, nor beast could stop him! Do you think me a fool? As though I wouldn't notice what you've done? Little did you know, I am a wizard! For wizards are wise!
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