Step 1: Click a green thing: The piece of lettuce with a green stick. Step 2: Click another green thing: The shiny one this time. Step 3: Keep clicking it over and over. Step 4: Click the shopping cart. Step 5: Hover over the upgrades that are not pixelated. Step 6: Click an upgrade. Step 7: Keep clicking the shiny green thing. Step 8: Achieve a high score,
PLEASE DO NOT SCROLL DOWN! I can predict the future. You will scroll down. I know it. if i tell somebody to not do something, they do it You are just wasting your time right now. My brother says I am wasting time at the TIME of writing/typing. Okay, fine. Stop scrolling, and I will tell you a secret: Follow me, and heart and star this project for 5000 Emeralds! Listen. I wanted to tell you something. I've never told anyone this before, and it's really important. This was the real secret. This is why ??? wanted to scroll down. It's why you felt the impulse. I just wanted to tell you that I am never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around, and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say good-bye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you. That's it. Period. The End. No more scrolling, and you can't even if you try. By the way, the secret was a lie. Also, the reason you wanted to scroll down is because of pure human curiosity (or reptilian-humanoid curiosity, or sentient bipedal talking pig curiosity, or sentient bipedal cartoon dog curiosity, or AI curiosity. Whatever it is). Goodbye. Adios. Au revoir.
