After constantly running from the pink obese blob, and lots of bans from the local Golden Corral, Porky Minch and Captain Linebeck buy a Kirby Minch plushie, and get sent to the shadow realm.
Special thanks to MEWBLASTER for drawing the SUPER COOL AND HANDSOME art at the end (Mewblaster you are so awesome) Thank you circusbaby98765432, for capturing a fraction of Kirby Minch's evil essence into a plush. i used to have this kirby minch plush that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
