comment which one(s) you are and if I should make this a series :0 please listen to the music as you read ;) edit: comment topic ideas for the next part in the series!! pwease don’t copy this idea series tysm 1. you have none (dude you must be so lucky) 2. you need glasses to see it and that is your measly excuse 3. you have a 10 paged homework assignment on potato chips and you don’t know what to do 4. scratch is your homework >:0 5. you’re a multitasker 6. you’re a procrastinator 7. yOU FINISHED IT WOOO 8. you weren’t going to do it in the first place. 9. it’s so easy you’re going to wait until 11:58 pm before the day it’s due to do it 10. you’re at home… working… on scratch? something like that 11. you have adhd and that’s all I have to say for this reason uh totally not me 12. you’re not on scratch!1!!! totally not!!!!!!1!!1 13. you don’t technically have to do it no one’s forcing you B]]] 14. you’re homework will not load on your trash device so therefore you don’t have to do it 15. you’re too busy with swc planning to do it 16. you need glasses 17. scratch is more fun 18. scratch is funner 19. scratch is more funner 20. you are 3 and do not have any academic abilities 21. you are 6 and do not know the difference between their there and they’re so what is the point in doing homework you’re not going to get the answer to 22. you copied it from the answer key so no hw anymore?? oops 23. you’re stuck studying genetics the annoying and weird way where there is a dominant heterozygous black rat with the genotype Rr who is bred with a white recessive homozygous rat with a genotype rr to make a baby that is a heterozygous black rat with the genotype Rr which it had a 50% chance of being that because you’re studying punnet squares so that’s the only reason you know what you’re doing 24. you’re actually at school so like yeah 25. your teacher was nice enough to not give you any 26. you’re learning a weirdo tiktok dance?? maybe?? 27. you’re getting your school picture done and all you can worry about is your hair not slightly moving and making you look weird 28. you’re fantasizing about your crush who, I’m being honest, isn’t that hot 29. you’re in bed sneaking scratch at a late hour so any typing would arouse your parents and get you grounded 30. you forgot your math book in your stupid locker so now you’re going to get a 0 on the homework 31. you are grounded…from homework? does that work? how does that work? 32. you have homework block (if that’s even a thing) 33. you don’t want to get your papers wet but somehow you’ve managed to bring your device into the shower with you and not get k!lled by your parents because it isn’t waterproof 34. your dog ate your homework 35. you are emotionally damaged by the amount of work required of you 36. you’re looking at scratch for inspirations 37. you just bought a jar of nothing for $11.49 from thailand hoping it will give you your homework answers and you’re waiting for it to come 38. homework is overrated 39. you are allergic to it 40. you speak a foreign language so you can’t read it 41. you are a teacher so you give homework 42. you’re taking a road trip 43. you don’t wanna think about it because it gives you anxiety 44. you’re stuck where you are, with no house, no car, castaways ahoy you are castaways 45. you are in your senior year of high school and already got accepted into a college so there’s no point in trying 46. your brain died 47. you’re busy lululemon shopping 48. you’re on your death bed—in that case god loves you <33 49. you’re too busy tending to the cows on your endless acres of farm and you have no education unfortunately so you can’t really need this 50. you are old and retired 51. you are in college and everything the teacher calls homework is physical mental and emotional pain and abuse inflicted upon you and your body 52. you are going into labor :0 53. your body is physically restricting you by not letting you pick up a pencil and start writing 54. you forget your name 55. you forget the date 56. you forget your period 57. your paper was printed with black paper so the text is not visible 58. you have covid (get better soon) 59. you live in ukraine and are trying to escape russian attacks (that one’s not a joke aa) 60. homework is the least of your priorities 61. your period cramps are owning you right now no explanation needed for that one 62. you are so cold that you cannot move your limbs 63. you’re so swagger and you’re sipping your crystal clear fiji water 64. you’re trying to teach your dog to rip up your homework and eat it so that you don’t have to do it 65. you’re living in the ice age and used a time machine to get here 66. you’re living in 3333 and used a time machine to get here 67. you are busy giving yourself food poisoning by eating melted vanilla ice cream from 5 hours ago so you can miss your final and have extra time to study 68. it’s a holidayyy!! 69. ur mom (continued in the notes and credits)
70. you bribed your way out of getting any 71. you forgot about it because you have short-term memory loss (now that I reminded you go do it) 72. it’s a friday or saturday so you still have an extra day to do it you you are enjoying yourself 73. it’s a friday or saturday and you don’t get homework so therefore you do not have to do it 79. you’re shopping online for glasses so you can do your homework, not a bad excuse if you’re actually trying 80. you’re working with a group partner and they are gone on a ski trip to jackson hole so you’re just waiting for them to come back so your project can be finished 81. you’re too busy watching the trev and chels ut-oo;b channel (btw go watch it they’re epic) 82. you’re trying to start an etsy shop 83. you’ve been sucked into a book and don’t know how to get out and reading that book was your homework but there was a phone in the story and that’s how you are viewing this project 84. no you’re doing your homework your little sister just took the computer and started looking on scratch with your account 85. ti r ed n es s 86. you’re trying to learn butterfly before swim team starts so you won’t look like a fool because your friend’s little sister can do it better than you can 87. you are a ghost who is timeless 88. your homework abides in an alternate dimension until the day before it’s due 89. because you like seeing my projects I hope :0 90. it’s about drive it’s about power but you still won’t do your homework 91. there’s a zombie apocalypse and you’re living in an underground bunker with limited amount of energy on your device in that case you should probably stop looking at this project and conserve your last few percents on your device by looking at my featured project instead ;)) 92. makeup is more important 93. your homework is to sing and if that is what you're doing, what are you singing? 94. you only have french homework which was “bon weekend” so like no homework 95. you’re doing your friend’s homework please don’t though :P 96. no 97. playing minecraft with dream and george btw that is a once in a lifetime opportunity so don’t miss out on that 98. candy eating. is. the. most. important!!!1!!1! 99. IT’S YOUR B-DAY!! :D you should be automatically exempted from having homework/getting any 100. you are laying passed out on the doctor’s table after they drew too much blood so they took the thing out that then like 5 secs later you say you need to lay down and that’s how you passed out and you accidentally exercised for a few minutes before the appointment which you just realized you were not supposed to do and when you wake up they have you put your feet on a stool while you’re laying down and you’re breathing heavy and kind of shaking and you had to fast that morning so you’re so hungry and need nutrients so they give you three japanese guava candies which are really good and they make you drink a cup of water and your dad goes and gets your breakfast your mom packed for you in the car for after the appointment and then you’re okay and you get to school and you almost fail a math quiz but it’s retakeable thank god (yes that actually happened to me)
